Why did the cow cross the road ?
Cause the chicken was on vacation !
Why ?
Cause he had no body to go with!
What kind of tree has the most fruit ?
A PANTRY !
What did the eye say to the other ?
There's something between that smells !
Why is baby ghost crying ?
He fell and got a boo-boo !
What kind of tree has hands?
A PALM tree!
