Why did the cow cross the road ?
Cause the chicken was on vacation !
Why ?
Cause he had no body to go with!
What kind of tree has the most fruit ?
A PANTRY !
What did the eye say to the other ?
There's something between that smells !
Why is baby ghost crying ?
He fell and got a boo-boo !
What kind of tree has hands?
A PALM tree!
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KJ CHRONICLES
Hey! I'm Kortland I have 105 friends. I have 4 pets.I have 2 dogs and 2 crabs. And now my Life story begins. I was born in August 22 2003. They built a new Library. I went there Last Tuesday. We got 49 books. And we can only get 50 books.Go figure! I am 8. I can still remember when I went to California.
We went to San Juan Capastrano, and we went to the beach.Our hotel was across from the beach. We caught
53 sand crabs. we got Like 100 rocks! rocks rock! And I went boogie boarding. And I got water in my mouth.
we went out to the pier. we saw fishermen. And a fishermen used a fish that he had already caught for bait. DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He caught a...a...A LEOPARD SHARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We went to San Juan Capastrano, and we went to the beach.Our hotel was across from the beach. We caught
53 sand crabs. we got Like 100 rocks! rocks rock! And I went boogie boarding. And I got water in my mouth.
we went out to the pier. we saw fishermen. And a fishermen used a fish that he had already caught for bait. DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He caught a...a...A LEOPARD SHARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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